Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul' was.

 I promised you a post of food atrocities, and this is not it.  This is a post all about our new digs. Deal with it. This is my new office! ...

 Less than an hour ago a man walked in through our front door asking if this was a beauty salon.  He seemed confused to find that no, it was...

     This skeletal duckie, he sees you SO HARD.  Yes I mean you, ladies who work at the phone company across the street.  He sees you.    Th...

This is a  long one. Settle in. ________________________ WHERE HAVE I BEEN  I have been  unpacking.  No shit, 5:AM to 9:PM unpacking and rea...

  WE  GOT  OUR  STUFF!

 IDAHO SO FAR: People here are unfailingly nice, polite and helpful.  I mean like 1950's small town America polite and helpful. Please a...

 Well?  How did I get here? And I would answer myself 'in a black car, with malfunctioning air conditioning, during the hottest part of ...