HOLY SHIT PEOPLE WE ARE IN IDAHO AND IT IS
ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET
I am not even kidding. I have never been any place like this. People have been responding to us based on our looks (elderly, white) and have been saying some of the most amazing things...
As for me? Not a single shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker or tits have I spoken. Not even a damn, a shucks or an 'oh boogers'.
Have you ever seen any of those Mormon Expose' shows, where they have the immense houses on closed compounds, and their own bank and shit? It's here. That shit is real. We have seen some of the most virulent anti-woke propaganda signs, and stickers, and entire houses decorated in American and Trump flags, and HOLY SHIT PEOPLE (as I've just said recently ^^^)
The TV stations here are, how do I describe this. OK. Home Decor, QVC, Religion, Religion, Adventure ( shows featuring cops, bikers, truckers, game wardens, firefighters - sounds like one of Peenee's magazines, doesn't it?) Western, Vintage (literally right now playing Ozzie and Harriet) Fox News, Real Estate TV-all listings that scroll slowly by - and one other one I forgot. I mean yeah we're in a motel right now and cable is all they have, but HOLY SHIT PEOPLE. Oh I remembered - Law Enforcement TV, which is all cops chases, cop arrests, cop beatdowns, cop crashes, fatal crashes, fatal chases, rousting drunks, jacking up poor people and questioning sessions.
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE.
But we have seen two fantastic apartments already!
Both of them are in remodeled historic buildings in the downtown of Fruitland. We'd be right down the street from the brewpub, the tattoo parlor and the funky resale places. I've done the research on both, and they're not too good to be true - we just happen to be able to afford them. Just as we are able to afford all kinds of places here, for at least a thousand dollars less than we're paying now. WITHOUT getting our retirement income taxed!
So golly gee whiz, folks, we gonna be living in the light of Jesus here in Idyhoe.
HELP
