At THIS Late Date?

 Well it happened. Someone flagged my blog again.  And seriously, what the actual fuck? The cows are already out of that barn, ya know?

                 Go ahead and try to make them go back in the barn. Ha! You can't! Cow Freedom!                                                                          *wild cheering*

I highly suspect that any flagging done was accomplished by a bot of some kind because I'm getting notices to enable the 'Adult Content' feature - something I've had up for years! 

 ...if you're real, and you're out there, tender reader, sweet dove, and it's only just freakin' now shot through that you've been wading through a cesspit here at Steve, then you deserve every single ounce of discomfort you've experienced. 

                                                         ...on the subject of discomfort. 

Is this your 'dirty little secret' read? And why wait until now to give me the flag? Was it because Trump got elected?  Did your SA catch you looking up a special decoration for your car?  Or do you see yourself as a latter-day digital righter of wrongs, you clever little moral superhero you? 

I've already dealt with one pisspot saint - someone who hung out here through the years, from Paul to Steve, through the descriptions of childrens birthday parties, sauce making, fist fucking, erotic cannibalism, cavemen having sex with animals and so forth, someone who commented frequently, and who was always to be found on the 'explicit content' blogs.  I met this person in real life, and that was...a thing that happened.  It's very odd to meet someone who has absolutely no use for you whatsoever - but who adores everything about you that fits their idea of what a soul lost to God looks like. It's also very uncomfortable to be standing there realizing that they have no idea whatsoever that what they're laying on you is anything but God's tolerance and mercy. Very awkward visit. Had to get a burger later. 

I guess yeah, I could  I stop putting out the appalling, vulgar fart-humor content I do so well, but then I wouldn't be having any fun; and I don't do this for any other reason than to screw around and have fun and bullshit with different people around the world who know how to appreciate a short video about a Sasquatch giving birth in a tree.

Unfortunately it's the grossaroni shocko stuff that also pulls in the religious weirdos. And here's the thing, religious weirdos: you don't get it. Don't be here. 

Anyone who keeps coming back day after day is not on the lookout for souls to save, or sins to be suppressed. You're on the lookout for titillation. You get your fix, run hide behind God, and tell yourself what a good little Christian Soldier you are to be resisting temptation -over and over again.  If you had a real problem with what I do here, you'd have visited once and then split for good - so suck on that the next time you come here and see a pronghorn antelope licking its own dick.

Because there is always going to be a picture of a pronghorn antelope licking its own dick here. Rely on it.