You know what, I don't have any better idea than you do. Here's to ya:
All of you, my darlings, will never truly know how important you have been to me this past year. You've been wonderful! Even if you prefer to lurk (HI SOPHIE!) I know you're out there, because I've embedded a Txl4 virus in the 'reply' box because I can hear you giggling behind my shower curtain I forgot where I was going with this. But thank you for stopping by nonetheless. I appreciate each one of you and the things you have to say. Reading your blogs is a bright spot in my day, even if I don't always comment. I'm just as freaked out by the Tx14 comment virus as you are Some days the clams won't let me
Did I keep my last New Years resolution? Yes. I resolved to read The Classics, and I did. A good many of them, in fact. My takeaway is this:
1. Thomas Hardy is a little over-represented.
2. A lot of ancient Greeks and Romans are only famous because nobody thought to use certain scrolls as toilet paper.
This year's resolution? I'm thinking I would like to have a side hustle. A little something that brings in cash. This will take some creative thinking, but that's what resolutions are all about - masochism hiding from the robot airships broadening one's horizons. I mean at the very least. So here's to me putting this out there!
And here's to you! Here's me hoping you all have an astounding 2024, you wonderful people! My wish is that the light you shine comes back to you tenfold and the good you do comes back ten times more. Here's to you all, heroes every one!
Free side hustle idea for you: Umbrellas/parasols with grass/asphalt print on them so that when the robot airships fly overhead, all they see is the ground. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteThank you for THE BEST post titles ever! And Happy New Year!
P.S. Your shower curtain could do with changing as it's looking a little mildewy at the bottom. Too many people in the shower too often, methinks?
I KNEW IT. There you were in my shower dammit. You know what, just change out the curtain for me while you're in there. Just throw the old one away. Thanks!
DeleteI promise I shall hide from every robot airship I see. Apparently they anally probe you!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, sweetie!! Jx
Happy New Year back atcha!
DeleteGood Gods, the drag kings are giving me No Mercy...with there song Please Don't Go.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year me dear. I just came out of my drunk hole.
Shhhhhh everybody - Mame's hung!
DeleteLast year my New Year's Resolution was to "Not Die." and since I was successful, I think I'll make it this year's resolution as well, though this year might be harder because I'm ready to fight! Who are we fighting? Dunno, Right Wing Robots, maybe? Sure! Kapow!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, see my recent post about evading surveillance cameras!
DeleteWe shall fight them in the fields! We shall fight them on the seas! Get that Supersoaker loaded! Man the microwaves!
DeleteStupid clams.
ReplyDeleteMaybe stupid, but with a hundred and twenty eyes each, they see ALL.
DeleteLove and peace
ReplyDeleteOh my darling. Love and peace to you too.
DeleteJust catching up with you now. I and didn't realize how far behind I was.
ReplyDeleteHappy New year and thank you for your bonkers blog and the happy journeys of googling and You-Tubeing it has sent me on.