Monday, June 9, 2025

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Oh my God what is this taste. WTF did I just put in my mouth. Why God Why.

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I am drinking the worst glass of wine I have ever had in my life at the moment. 

I am.

This wine tastes like if you rented a cabin deep in Redwoods National Park that had not been rented in several months, and this cabin had spent the prior recreational season being cared for by indifferent teenage girls. 

OK.  

You open the door and there it is, the first thing you inhale.  

That smell. That taste. 


Honestly it is this bad. Oh Lord. 

You'll want to avoid:

Two Vines, Red Blend, Wahington State. Tell your friends. 


I have never tasted anything this bad.  

Oh holy shit this is BAD.

It is so bad.

So very bad.

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Note to the makers and purveyors of Two Vines Wine: I absolutely support you and your efforts to purvey a nice beverage. I am mostly sure that you have good intentions.






 


4 comments:

  1. The very worst "wine" we ever tasted was some corner-shop-bought muck from "the Istrian Wine Region" [heard of it? Nope.] - Croatian wine that might well have been on that shelf since before Yugoslavia even had a civil war. We would have used it to clean the toilet, but it probably would have eaten away the porcelain. Jx

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  2. Now go wash your mouth out with a good whiskey!
    Sx

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  3. Ah, the "emergency wine". I take it you'd run out of mouthwash and white spirit, Ms Nations?

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  4. Yep, life is too short for bad wine! I agree with Scarlet - a good whiskey will sooth the pain, darlin! xoxo

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