Thursday, April 23, 2026

Charbonneau at Tanasbourne near Windemere by Salishan


 

So I sat down today and I thought to myself 'Self, you haven't read 'The Redstocking Manifesto' since you were 20.'  So I found a copy of that sapsucker online and I read it.  Know what?  I still agree with it.  Except for the part where everyone's problems have to be worked out as a community. Otherwise, we need that shit today and it needs to be shouted from the mountaintops.

.....from which vine I swing gracefully to the subject of Idaho.

Oh Idaho.

Today I was walking down to my favorite female owned and operated business, gonna git me some duck eggs, and at the crosswalk, as I politely waited at the corner, all four directions of traffic came to a halt, and I was waved on with many a big beardy smile and a-twiddling of 'g'head!' fingies on the wheel. And I do not have a problem with being allowed to cross at an intersection. Allah did not mean for people to do burnouts on me. No, I noticed because I was in a mood to notice shit like that, having just read 'The Redstocking Manifesto' again.

After all these years, are acts of male courtesy like that just a matter of 'Grown People Being Nice To Old People'?  Or is it 'The Same Old Shit Where We Pretend To Be Nice To Old Ladies So We Don't Get Arrested When What We Actually Want To Do Is To Burn Them All At The Stake Because They  Aren't Pretty Anymore Plus They Can Be Cranky'?

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Which brings me to what's really bugging me:  I have to get an operation in four days.  They're going in through my throat to get to my cervical vertebrae, and then they're going to pry them apart and Dremel out the spinal canal for a few inches, suck out all the crud, and then release me back into the wild. 

Why the rush? Yes, I have spinal stenosis, like I mentioned awhile back - it's just that none of us realized how severe it was. And it's gnarly in there.  Cue the surgeon with the DremelRRRRRRIIINGDEDINGDINGDINGDINGrrrrrrrr *sound of chunks hitting the walls*

In another year, they'll be doing the same thing to my lower back. 

My, how I'm looking forward to that. I mean of course I am; I can barely walk some days, but still...it's surgery. In a hospital. 

God how I wish I'd never seen Hellraiser II.

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Hell yeah, Rogers.


                                                             

No longer titty pink!
!!!HOORAY!!!!!
And some coleus that need to be potted up.






How guns are sold here. Just kind of stacked on grocery shelves, no clerk, little kids roaming around with boxes of ammo....






 







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16 comments:

  1. I can't believe guns are sold in a supermarket! I just cannot imagine popping into Aldi for a jar of pickle, some sausage rolls and a Smith & Wesson...

    Good luck with the operation - if they film it, you could try and flog the footage to James Wan for a Saw movie. Jx

    PS I liked the pink door! Of course.

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    1. Had a couple-few morons drive past and scream 'Hey faggot!' so yeah, we got the door painted.

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  2. OMG I almost choked laughing at that last pix of how Guns and Ammo are Sold in Idaho!!!! It's the stuff of Legendary Comedy, yet, completely True apparently... blink blink. And what Jon said, I can't imagine popping into my local Grocer either and adding a Deadly Weapon to the Grocery List!!!! Anyway... May Healing Energies get you thru in record timing after the Surgery, all Gallow's Humor aside, since you do have a wicked sense of Humor about it all... sounds quite terrifying! And I've never read what you offered up, so now I'm intrigued.

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  3. I've just watched a 3D animation of your forthcoming operation on Youtube, it looks a piece of piss, you'll be fine. The door could do with a nice brass hare head door knocker, stunning. One stop shop for all your shooting needs.

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  4. Good luck with your surgery and get well soon.

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  5. Yes, good luck! I hope it goes well and that you are up and about as soon as possible.
    I'm also shocked by the guns in the supermarket.
    Sx

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    1. Aaaaaaaaaaand you can buy ammo at all the local smoke shops! You would have so much fun here.

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  6. I'm late reading, so by now you've had your surgery and hopefully, healing nicely without too much residual pain, sweetpea! I knew about the ease of purchase up in Idaho because the MITM and the Krewe have hunted there along the Snake River. The first time they went, they were completley surprised by how easy it was to pick-up a gun! BTW, I love that yellow door! xoxo

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    1. I am answering this post-op. Am doing fine. Am in a neck brace. How is the MITM doing??

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  7. I'm late too (for a long time, I wasn't able to comment at all here, so stopped trying) and I hope you're well on the mend. Love from Z

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  8. Yikes! The surgery sounds... Yikes. (I am trying to stop myself from doing what Mitzi did and finding the op on YT.)
    Anyway, I hope you're recovering nicely - and painlessly (well, as much as possible). I trust The Biker is attending to your every whim?

    P.S. I think Mr Rogers could pull off a cardigan the colour of your door.
    P.P.S. I don't know what to say about the guns. It's like an alternate universe or something.

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