Milton-Freewater After Dark

 This:

RANDOM SHOTS WHAT I SAVED

Seen here:

....better keep that problem weenis under control, ya perv

BEHOLD

the Jack Links Bigfoot.  A sexy beast indeed.

The full image of what is on my John Cleese T-Shirt. Men fear it, women swoon.

BEHOLD: The picture what I tooked offline showing the old Rancho FirstNations 4 feets underwater - circled by a circle up there on the center right.

OMGWTFBBQ.

ALSO NAKED vvv and including A POME

Motherfucker was crazy about guac, children.

If only Micky would find me some. 

Fuckin' rat.

BEHOLD:  Leonard Nimoy has recipes. 

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You'd think Spring would have sprung here. We've experienced warmer temperatures, things are budding and blooming and all that happy crap, but NO.  No, coming in about 45 minutes there will be a sudden 'freeze event' occurring - the temperature is going to plummet to 20f and stay that way until 9pm, and then an hour later it's going to do the same damn thing and last until 10am tomorrow morning.

WTF.

We've also experienced at least four 'downburst' events. One just happened a half-hour ago. The sky gets dark, the wind drops, and then suddenly the rain comes cannoning out of the sky, the thunder is non-stop, and cars have to pull over to the side of the road. This one, like all the rest, lasted about ten minutes, and then all of a sudden someone hit the switch and hey! No more rain! No more hail! The sun is shining!

I am trying to grow tomato plants in containers, and I had to go hustling outside and run the things in 
like a noodge, like I'm raising baby chickens or something, while the rain beat down. And now we're expecting not just one but TWO FREAK FREEZES and I am just done. 

Honestly what does the Universe expect of me. 

Shit. 

Please.

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OK it is forty minutes after I wrote the weather stuff up ^^^ there.  The Temperature is supposed to be dropping.  It is not. It has risen to 60f.

The sky is once again black.

The wind is howling (actual noise!) in from the West, straight down the street.

It blew my doormat away.

                                                   FUCK THIS DRAMA

I am going to go crack a beer.

You should too.