Monday, March 10, 2025

Same content as Ken but way less classy


Why in God's name is Trump fucking with Canada?

                                                  

Canada is fantastic. Canada is beautiful. I honestly do not know a single American person who is not secretly jealous of the Canadian system, the social supports, the free health care, and the positive reputation of her citizens. It's why we lie and say we're Canadian when we travel abroad - particularly these days.  The people of Canada are our neighbors and friends.  Shit, your dog can wander into Canada, and the Mounties will help you look for it!  This actually happened to me!
                                         


  15. "It’s like being a kid and witnessing your father in a drunk stupor trying to fight your best friend’s dad. It’s embarrassing and horrible."

-Buzzfeed, 'Americans Are Sharing Their Unfiltered Thoughts About Canada During This Wild, Political Beef Going On, And It's Jaw-Dropping'     


I am ashamed as an American and as a human being that the vile, posturing lunatic currently in office has stooped to rattling his tiny sabre toward Canada. His appalling public pronouncements and outbursts are NOT emblematic of what the vast majority of the American people think, and are certainly not representative of the way that we view Canada. Nobody hates CanadaThese comments from Buzzfeed say it all, and I agree with it all, including the thing about geese.

 

18. "I believe the whole Canadian tariff and 51st State thing is a false flag to cause outrage and distract us all from the actual crimes and destruction of our democracy. It’s a coup, folks, and nobody is stopping them." 

-Buzzfeed, 'Americans Are Sharing Their Unfiltered Thoughts About Canada During This Wild, Political Beef Going On, And It's Jaw-Dropping'  

We here know and agree that Trumps Canadian attacks are bullshit, utterly senseless, cheap, and demented. 

We also know that the hand up that orange muppets ass belongs to Putin. We know Trump is and always has been nothing but an attention whore, a criminal and a tool, a wealthy Karen addled by painkillers and cortizone injections, nothing but a mouthpiece for the foreign interests who invested so heavily in his campaign and bought him the Presidency.  I speak for the majority. Not the sullen, diabetic misogynists who peaked in high school, not the daddys' girls wearing 'Grope Me Mr. President' hats as they march up the aisle in their camo bridal gowns. I mean the 99 percent of us. The people who have actually read a book.

 

   "His Holiness the Pope surrounded himself with none but craven guzzlers, gross pretenders and a host of fawning dignitaries who grimaced through their days at court with no more grace than beggars I had entertained in days gone by — though they had neither choice nor wit to rise above themselves and in that they had a reason.

Oh that I had ways to surely serve their putrid masquerades and twittery to make a dragon from the very menagerie within the Vatican itself."

-Leonardo Da Vinci, who knew a fraud when he saw one      


Canadians out there past and present, you are right to be offended. We're with you. I'm with you.  


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2 comments:

  1. Brilliantly said, Ms First Nations! Amen. Jx

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  2. I love the fact that Canada is fighting back. When I heard one of the premiers saying they would add a surcharge to power they supply to three states, and will even cut it off completely if Trump keeps on provoking them, I wanted to stand up and cheer. They won't be bullied, and good for them!

    I say, bring on the consequences as hard and as fast as possible. Will is cause us all more pain? Yes, at least temporarily. But the faster Trump's downfall, the better. And I can't think of anything that will make people turn on him faster than losing a lot of money. The sooner we get to the FO portion of FAFO, the better. That's my opinion.

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