Sunday, January 4, 2026

Just a quick note


FUCK TRUMP IN THE HEART.

Yes I know what Trump just did. I am not that blogger, though, so the above sentiment must stand for what I might say otherwise.

Which would basically be 'FUCK TRUMP' so there's that.

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Let's all get a grip on ourselves and take a few deep, cleansing breaths. Light up a #. Pass it around. Take off your bra 'n shit.

Here  is a pictuire of Chiyo Gomes.

  
This is is foreshadowing! And it's a super obscure hip reference because I too am super hip and obscure. 

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 Friends, have you been stymied by a lack of Victorian knowledge?  Ever need to know how to carry out the process of cupping and bleeding?  Or how to catch, raise and apply leeches? Ever stood in your kitchen crying because you had no idea how much a 'tumblerful' was? I know I have. Just sobbing. Hysterically sobbing.  

I have found the answer to these and many more questions here:

Enquire within upon everything : Charles C. Miller Memorial Apicultural Library WU : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Do you long to live like a middle-class early Victorian person?  'Enquire Within Upon Everything' has got you fam. Within these pages are instructions for reviving the victim of a hanging, how not to sound like a Yorkshireman, cooking cooking cooking, the many uses of lead, opium and nux vomica in combination for treating divers conditions in man or beast - even how to play Slobberhannes! 

  FUCKIN' SERIOUSLY! 

SLOBBERHANNES AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

   

I mean it is all here.  And I love it! I can't stop reading it! Open it to any virtual page and you'll find the most wonderful stuff! 

You should immediately go read it NOW.

I mean it go read it now.  

^^There's the link.

vvvThere it is again.

Enquire within upon everything : Charles C. Miller Memorial Apicultural Library WU : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

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So srsly what says "I Love You" like a card that practically screams
"I intend to make a salad with the head of your penis" ??

And look, it's not like there's totally NOT another couple of random penis heads in the bowl. 
So she's done it before.
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All right, that's childish.  I know. It's stupid and childish.
Do I give a fuck?  Nah.



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6 comments:

  1. Mistress MaddieJanuary 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM

    I always go there. The only good trump is a dead one.

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  2. JonJanuary 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM

    How you can veer from throwing things at the telly whenever the orange fuckwit comes on, to a UK drag king, to a knob-tossing salad - and still find time to discover that utterly faboo (and utterly weird) cornucopia Enquire Within Upon Everything leaves me flabbergasted!

    And very impressed - fab post! Jx

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    1. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.January 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM

      Oh my my thenkyew! There has been something of a tidal shift in things here lately...

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  3. Mitzi January 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM

    Have you read How to be a Victorian by Ruth Goodman? We know what life was like for Victoria and Albert, but what was it like for a commoner? How did it feel to cook with coal and wash with tea leaves? Drink beer for breakfast and clean your teeth with cuttlefish? Dress in whalebone and feed opium to the baby? Catch the omnibus to work and wash laundry while wearing a corset?

    I wouldn't mind trying the cock salad with Chef's 'special sauce'.

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  4. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM

    OMG WE WATCHED THAT ENTIRE SERIES!!!!! It was so great! -now by special sauce you DID mean ketchup, right?

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