Saturday, January 10, 2026

Toulousey La Funk



 OK. I woke up this morning, shuffled around, poured a little Irish in my coffee and BAMMO I won the FGES competition. 

   Me, first thing in the morning, reacting to the news.      


That shit just doesn't go around happening to people! There was shock! There was awe!

 I tipped a little more Bushmills into my cup and read the message again. Sure enough, I have won this years' Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!

And honestly, who better?


   I haven't shaved yet. Geeze. It's early.    

For now, I await further instructions.  Thank you, people who decide these things, for this singular (and probably unwashed) honor!  I will do my best to uphold the etc. etc. and I look forward to going ass-ass commando in the Green Velveteen, sowing confusion wherever I roam, making hooting noises, chewing on old people, knocking shit over.  

  Oh hell yeah.  

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12 comments:

  1. JonJanuary 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM

    Oh hell yeah! Look out, "Badiddly Boing Oder Idaho", here she comes... Jx

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  2. Mistress MaddieJanuary 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM

    I wouldn't brag sweet cheeks....you know those things clung to my loins once...and with me and others, heavens know what DNA is in them.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM

    Wigalla weia, was Wotan weihen wolle !

    Franconia Libre !

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  4. Madam ArcatiJanuary 11, 2026 at 7:26 AM

    I can't wait to see the photos of you in the unwashed ' Freakin' Green Elf Shorts to the dismay of the local population.
    PS I did another cookery books from my collection post in your honour but it was when you were very poorly so I think you missed it.
    https://anthony-dingle.blogspot.com/2025/11/if-you-show-me-yours-ill-show-you.html


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    1. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.January 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM

      Oh my darling, I already commented there, but it was worth a re-visit because I've been thinking about cribbing more titles from you!

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    2. Madam ArcatiJanuary 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM

      So you did dear Silly me got mixed up again xxx

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  5. BohemianJanuary 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM

    Photos please. *Winks*

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    1. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.January 12, 2026 at 8:55 AM

      You know what, Ms. Smarty, you should get in on this. I cannot think of a better candidate to rock the Mean Green Velveteen!

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    2. BohemianJanuary 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM

      Are they One Size Fits All tho'? *Bwahahahaha* Coz I know Maddie is quite Fit and I'm not certain if a BMW can squeeze her Ass into them??? *LOL*

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