OK. I woke up this morning, shuffled around, poured a little Irish in my coffee and BAMMO I won the FGES competition.
Me, first thing in the morning, reacting to the news.
That shit just doesn't go around happening to people! There was shock! There was awe!
I tipped a little more Bushmills into my cup and read the message again. Sure enough, I have won this years' Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!
And honestly, who better?
I haven't shaved yet. Geeze. It's early.
For now, I await further instructions. Thank you, people who decide these things, for this singular (and probably unwashed) honor! I will do my best to uphold the etc. etc. and I look forward to going ass-ass commando in the Green Velveteen, sowing confusion wherever I roam, making hooting noises, chewing on old people, knocking shit over.
Oh hell yeah.
Oh hell yeah! Look out, "Badiddly Boing Oder Idaho", here she comes... Jx
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't brag sweet cheeks....you know those things clung to my loins once...and with me and others, heavens know what DNA is in them.
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DeleteAnd here that's exactly why I was looking forward to wearing them...le sigh...
DeleteWigalla weia, was Wotan weihen wolle !
ReplyDeleteFranconia Libre !
Yeah...and we all know how THAT ended....XO
DeleteI can't wait to see the photos of you in the unwashed ' Freakin' Green Elf Shorts to the dismay of the local population.
ReplyDeletePS I did another cookery books from my collection post in your honour but it was when you were very poorly so I think you missed it.
https://anthony-dingle.blogspot.com/2025/11/if-you-show-me-yours-ill-show-you.html
Oh my darling, I already commented there, but it was worth a re-visit because I've been thinking about cribbing more titles from you!
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