As of 4:00 P.M. today, I am a HOME OWNER.
Yeah! We paid off our house in full! We went to the bank, and we stood there in our little Covid masks and bought a house!!!!!
Good Lord, it's strange. I always thought I'd end up living under a bridge, eating goats, shitting in plastic shopping bags and throwing them at cars. And I still might, but it will be because I chose to live under a bridge, eat goats and shit in plastic grocery bags, and throw them at cars.
I might yet.