I Was Moved To Poetry

I was moved to poetry, and you reap the benefits. 

Enjoy.

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SOMEONE HAD A VISION

Someone had a vision.
A vision, and a very heavy accent.




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DAY DRINKING

You need to know what's on tap here at the El Apartmento. 

I can tell. Don't lie.

Kulshan:  Bastard Kat

Ten Barrel Brewing:  All Ways Down

Lagunitas: Little Sumpin' Sumpin'

Pelican Bay: Hazy IPA, Kiwanda, Beak Breaker

North Fork:  Porter, Scotch Ale, ESB (nitro),  Son of Toad

Excellent clean straightforward beers

All of them local

All with stupid names.

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I AM A GROWN WOMAN DAMMIT

 

Jesus Christ look at the list of beers I like. 

It's up there ^^^

Look at all those stupid fucking names. 

What was wrong with Olympia? 

Olympia.

That's a great name for a beer.  

Tactical Nuclear Penguin is not. 

Soft Dookie is not. 

Septic Weeping Cyst is not. 

Don't make me have to say that to a bartender.

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WTF AMERICA

WTF America fruity beer. 

Why do you think I want fruity fucking beer.

Ew. 

It's not beautiful or appropriate. 

I mean Honestly People 

who wants raspberry kiwi beer. 

Why is there grapefruit beer

Why is there coffee beer

Who wants this swill

People who have too many cats and think it's edgy is who. 

Underage wannabes who vape is who.

What does this say about us as a people America.

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MEET THE McRECTANGLE

Ask Your Bartender For:

Sit On My Hand

Septicaemia 

Green Orifice

More Than Ten Cockroaches

Breathalyzer

Dangly Flaps

Ted Nugent

Oh Look A Dead Bird

Rugose Cone

C Student

Foetus

Certified (IPC Standard 1945)

El Apartmento Brewing

Bellingham WA

I Have A Yeast Infection

Kegs To Go