Tuesday, December 24, 2024

The Rock And Pool is Nice and Cool....

 

This year it's The Bikers turn to do Christmas, and he has been an uncontrollable BEAST making menus and creating recipes this past couple of months.

We live on Puget Sound, between the Lummi reserve and the Marietta reserve, and we have access to the most astounding fresh, wild grown, wild caught salmon on the planet. To make it that much better the families who lay out the nets here process their catch the old fashioned way - split up the belly and laid on alder poles, smoked over alder chips for a week.

The Biker brought home a slab of local alder smoked salmon this morning.

Oh. My. God. Let us close the curtains on this scene of gluttony and abandon.

We get our smoked salmon from a mile down from where we live here on the mouth of the Nooksack River, where it empties into Puget Sound.  This is one of the last untainted estuarian ecosystems on the planet.  

I get to have the most outstanding smoked salmon in the world.

Fuck you, Norway. Fuck you, Scandanavian countries. Eat shit, Russia.  My Christmas Eve is the envy of the world!

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I love you all, my little droogies. All of you have made my life brighter this past year. I hope I have been able to offend and appall you to whatever degree was therapeutic. Rock the fuck on, my babies.

Now go be pagan and set fires and be naked and do crimes!

3 comments:

  1. Brag, brag, brag. I am crazed with envy, but I wish you the merriest Crixmus, nevertheless.

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  2. Ooh..smoked salmon sounds good. I have salmon for tomorrow, but it wont be smoked. It'll be cold-so-I-can-eat-while-watching-the Sydney to Hobart yacht race. Happiness and good food to you and your biker.Cheers!

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