This year it's The Bikers turn to do Christmas, and he has been an uncontrollable BEAST making menus and creating recipes this past couple of months.
We live on Puget Sound, between the Lummi reserve and the Marietta reserve, and we have access to the most astounding fresh, wild grown, wild caught salmon on the planet. To make it that much better the families who lay out the nets here process their catch the old fashioned way - split up the belly and laid on alder poles, smoked over alder chips for a week.
The Biker brought home a slab of local alder smoked salmon this morning.
Oh. My. God. Let us close the curtains on this scene of gluttony and abandon.
Fuck you, Norway. Fuck you, Scandanavian countries. Eat shit, Russia. My Christmas Eve was the envy of the world!
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I love you all, my little droogies. All of you have made my life brighter this past year. I hope I have been able to offend and appall you to whatever degree was therapeutic. Rock the fuck on, my babies.
Now go be pagan and set fires and be naked and do crimes!
Brag, brag, brag. I am crazed with envy, but I wish you the merriest Crixmus, nevertheless.
ReplyDeleteOoh..smoked salmon sounds good. I have salmon for tomorrow, but it wont be smoked. It'll be cold-so-I-can-eat-while-watching-the Sydney to Hobart yacht race. Happiness and good food to you and your biker.Cheers!
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ReplyDeleteI am being as pagan as I can possibly be, sweetie! If pagans have sherry, of course. Happy Yule!! Jx
ReplyDeleteFresh salmon??? You lucky gorgeous bitch!! We had the smoked salmon, 2 types of cream cheese, creme fraiche, toast points, and caviar delivered from Zabars for Wednesday, I mean Christmas, breakfast! Oh yeah, and Kona coffee from Hawaii! Cheers and here's to you and the Biker! I'm raising my glass of Coquito to y'all right now! xoxox
ReplyDeleteI was going to celebrate the Solstice by dancing naked around an ancient stone circle but it was to cold. Ttfn
ReplyDeletePS. I think you missed 'Fuck Scotland' on your list.
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