WHY GOD WHY

  

7:A.M.

IT'S BACK.  

AND IT'S ATTACKING MY BEDROOM WINDOW.  

MY. BEDROOM. WINDOW.  

Psycho Doom Robin Of Hatred 5000  

   See, this is shaping up to be a damn vendetta, is what this is.  I had to go out at Cold O'clock this morning and stick a bunch of Sunny D bottles on the branches of the buddleia outside my bedroom window because this ^^^ fucking moron refuses to differentiate between a reflection and a real bird.  It's even squaring off against the rear view mirrors of our cars!

Me, I'm done.  Done!  Let the little fucker break his neck.  There's other robins around.  His widow won't be lonely for long. I'm just gonna stand back and let Darwin take care of this situation.