Yes, me and my Big Girl Phone are on the best of terms, once I discovered the secret.
What is the secret?
The secret is the Boop Stik.
This is a Boop Stik:
Hold your horses, get ye ahold of The Mistress and Inexplicable DeVice and let them know the news:
FIRSTNATIONS HAS TAKEN PICTURES OF HER SPRING GARDEN!!!
I can take part in the yearly Garden event thingie! Because I can take pictures with my phone! Which is awesome! And I do intend to take part in the annual Garden picture thingie, whoever is hosting it, so get ready, because A Bitch Grows Some Motherfucking Plants Yo. Here are a couple of provocative pix to whet your appetites:
This is what I like to call 'The Back Of My House' and it is the part of my house that has been a house since before this was America, before there was a border between Canada and America, or even a State of Washington. It even has a t.v. aerial on it! As you can see I planted a bunch of crap next to my house. That loop off to the right side is an upright for my tomato hoop-house raised bed. Just because I knew you'd want to know.
OK now what the fuck is this boring spiny thing? This is boring. I'm bored. I thought there was gonna be flowers. What is this thing? Who cares? Are we there yet?
OK, that's enough for one peek. You have been mystified, stymied, puzzled and discombobulated. Your will is mine. I alone own your soul. There are cannibals under my house. The wet bird flies at night.