With apologies to ACDC
I'M BACK!
Yes I'm back in black!
Got my snacks!
Bill Nye t-shirt on and cuttin' no slack
Yeah I mowed grass, got class!
Using sharp tools with joyous abandon, yeah...
Cuttin' wood! Feeling good! Head full of pharms that my psych has prescribed,
I got mad jive! All live! Fixing those weeds so they say their goodbyes!
Yeah, they gotta die,
No lie,
Get out of my yard or you're gonna fry!
Got fire? I'm the blame! Pyro ho gonna burn you all down
with that
Propane, in the main,
Crack a match and watch the flame! COS I'M BACK!!!!
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OK enough of that.
I'm just disappointed that you obviously couldn't find a rhyme for "steaming pile of shit", otherwise you probably would have included it in the lyrics of this tear-jerking ballad... Jx
ReplyDeletePS As a virgin yoof, I actually used to frequent the "Cross Keys Miners' Institute Heavy Metal Rock Night" [yeah, not really moi, I know] with two female friends [platonic, obvs]. The girl who used to drive us there and back [she was teetotal] was a - ahem - larger lady, and it became a regular "anthem" of mine and the other friend to sing an interpretation of an AC/DC classic as we travelled, re-titling it after her name: A Whole Lotta Lois!
YOU ROCK, BITCH! and I say that in a very affectionate head-banging way cause I like that song. :)
ReplyDeleteWhile you're cuttin' wood, I'm cuttin' cheese.
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